February this year I submitted some one liners to the BBc radio show Newsjack.
In all fairness they weren't very good, hence them being rejected. And risking embarrassment I'm posting them up here for you to sneer at.
Here they are:
“Kids are being warned about sexting? Closest we got to that when I was young was anatomically correct graffiti in toilet cubicles.”
“The Weinstein company are re editing The King’s speech for the American market, apparently if you take all the stuttering out they have a perfect hour long drama.”